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> living the dream, 9am to 11pm grind, same train ride every day 🚄
> decide to revisit my youth, find an ancient game from 2013 🕹️
> single-player masterpiece, untouched by time ⌛️
> start playing, feel the nostalgia flow through my veins 👾
> realize I suck more now than I did as a kid 😅
> days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months 📅
> months turn into years, years turn into decades 📅
> decide to bring it back to life, give it a modern twist 🔄
> start working on a groundbreaking idea: Enigma DRM integration 🔒
> bosses at work notice my enthusiasm and innovative spirit 💼
> pitch the idea during a meeting, explaining how it will revolutionize gaming security 🌐
> bosses are impressed, see dollar signs in their eyes 💰
> get promoted to the head of the gaming development division 🚀
> assemble a team of elite programmers to implement Enigma DRM in the game 🤖
> ride the wave of success, basking in the glory of my promotion 🌊😎
> realize I've turned a simple nostalgia trip into a career-changing move 🔄💼
> tfw I'm not just a salaryman; I'm the enigmatic game-changer of the industry 🌐🚀