You know why we're here. We're here for bingo.

Leon! Leon! Help me!

please return the DLS Rose from Russia...
(i'm deaf and don't mind)

wow

Gold edition for RE4 when???

village sucks

> be me, Japanese salaryman 🎩👔
> living the dream, 9am to 11pm grind, same train ride every day 🚄
> decide to revisit my youth, find an ancient game from 2013 🕹️
> single-player masterpiece, untouched by time ⌛️
> start playing, feel the nostalgia flow through my veins 👾
> realize I suck more now than I did as a kid 😅
> days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months 📅
> months turn into years, years turn into decades 📅
> decide to bring it back to life, give it a modern twist 🔄
> start working on a groundbreaking idea: Enigma DRM integration 🔒
> bosses at work notice my enthusiasm and innovative spirit 💼
> pitch the idea during a meeting, explaining how it will revolutionize gaming security 🌐
> bosses are impressed, see dollar signs in their eyes 💰
> get promoted to the head of the gaming development division 🚀
> assemble a team of elite programmers to implement Enigma DRM in the game 🤖
> ride the wave of success, basking in the glory of my promotion 🌊😎
> realize I've turned a simple nostalgia trip into a career-changing move 🔄💼
> tfw I'm not just a salaryman; I'm the enigmatic game-changer of the industry 🌐🚀