If I were to go to a remote location with no internet and could only bring one game, this one would be it.

"Your suffering is procedurally generated."
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ – 10/10 would organ-harvest again.

RimWorld is not a game. It’s a story engine powered by chaos, pain, and the darkest corners of your moral compass. It doesn't care about your plans. It cares about what happens when everything goes wrong.

You start with three colonists and a dream.
But within hours, one is psychotically addicted to yayo, another is sleeping with their ex’s brother, and the third just got mauled by a squirrel with rabies. Your pet husky dies. You eat it. The entire colony gets food poisoning.

Then winter comes.

This game is heartbreak in spreadsheet form.

Your best doctor catches the plague.

Your pacifist chef has to man the minigun.

You’re out of food, out of meds, but full of hope.
And that’s when a manhunting pack of muffalo appears on the horizon like the seventh seal has been broken.

You pause the game.
You breathe.
You unpause.

What happens next? That’s your story. That’s RimWorld.

It's hilarious. It's tragic. It's cruel. It’s brilliant.

You’ll lose sleep, relationships, and possibly your sanity. But you’ll also create the most unforgettable narratives in gaming. Colonists you’ll remember by name. Pets you'll mourn. Enemies you’ll fear. Lovers you’ll betray to save a single potato harvest.

And somehow…
Through fire, blood, and devilstrand dusters…
You’ll survive.

Or you won’t.
But you’ll always reload that autosave.

Final Verdict:
RimWorld isn't about winning.
It's about how far you're willing to fall, and what you're willing to do to get back up.
It's about watching a man in a cowboy hat fistfight a mechanoid while yelling at his ex-wife to stop setting the rice fields on fire.

10/10.
The best colony simulator ever made.
Also, I’m not okay.

my chick died to overdose 😢