First days of gameplay... Accept "challenge"... deliver 700 eggs to the King... I have 24 days at disposal...

Cut 20 trees, make a Hen house, buy 5 chickens, realize I only make 4 eggs a day...
Cut 200 trees, make 10 Hen houses, buy 100 chickens, make 100 eggs a day... this should be ok...

Realize I have one day left and I only have 500 eggs...

Fail the challenge...

Now I have 500 eggs and 100 chickens... this means...

ONLY OMELETTE FOR MY PEASANTS FOR THE NEXT GENERATIONS...

Absolute brutal game, and it has evolved nicely in the past years. I bought it since day one, haven't played since then until these past 2 weeks... now I spent 40+ hours in 2 weeks...

Probably the best medieval crafting sim game out there. Graphics are amazing, crafting is complicated at first, annoying later, it takes a lot of time until you get your village going, but once it becomes self sustained, you can focus on other parts of the game, such as main story, side quests, village customization, your dynasty, etc.

The game is much easier in co-op, if you have 2-3 slaves you could put to work... I mean... friends... yes... friends....

Great game, truly addictive. After 100+ hours you still feel as though there is a plethora of things to do and learn (both in-game character and yourself).

Looking forward to the addition of a future bandit revamp. As it stands, there are bandit camps; you have a massive arsenal of weaponry with which to deal with them, ranging from swords and shields to throwing rocks and crossbows. Armours to protect yourself. Yet currently they are quite obsolete as any gamer worth their salt can tackle a huge camp with just a bow and stone arrows (or kite bandits with just a stone axe).

My biggest gripe with the game is the memes/pop-culture references.
Absolutely hilarious for the first 5 minutes, but then becomes extremely tiresome and you find yourself rolling your eyes and feeling a little dizzy, every time you approach a villager, from the constant 360's your eyes are doing.

A lot of people talk about how the game should be played as an immersive sim, yet these in-game memes do their best to pull you out of that immersion; with the developers pointing a finger at their own game while exclaiming "HAHA look at that reference, do you get it? DO YOU GET IT!?"

Little kids walking around saying "ka-me-ha-me-ha" (voiced as Goku would say it)
May the forge be with you - Star Wars
I hate grain, it's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere - Star Wars
Winter is coming - Game of Thrones
No one can destroy the Metal. The Metal will strike you down with a vicious blow - Tenacious D
Get to the copper - Predator
Gotta catch 'em all - Pokemon
I once heard a man say "winds howling" even though it was nothing but a gentle breeze - The Witcher
To infinity and beyond - Toy Story
I love you 3000 - The Avengers
Me think, why waste time say lot word when few word do trick - The Office
I had a dream in which we were all had green diamonds over our heads and talking gibberish - The Sims
I met a guy called Sparrow. Sorry, Captain Sparrow. And I think he stole my money. - Pirates of the Carribean
Alright then keep your secrets - The Lord of the Rings

I'm just scratching the surface, here. Trust me there are many many more and you will hear them over and over again. Very rarely do villagers talk about normal things, like the Weather or crops or any other day-to-day activities. EVERYTHING is a meme or a pop-culture reference or a tongue-in-cheek jab at the game's development or even Steam itself "I don't care if you bought it within 2 hours. No refunds!"

To repeat myself. It's funny at first, but gets tiring very quickly; especially after playing 100+ hours.
I feel as though the development team hired that guy from the Key and Peele sketch, where they are brainstorming ideas for Gremlins 2, "you want 20 Witcher references in our game!? Your crazy and I love it, it's in!"

I'm fun at parties and I recommend this game

At first it seems like a normal sandbox survival game.
Then you meet an angry wolf and soundtrack from Witcher 3 kicks in.
And everything else stops to matter.

Game itself is a cozy village builder with some management, survival and exploration elements.
Gives a solid Kingdom Come: Deliverance vibe, which isn't surprising since devs are from Poland and its another beautifully crafted medieval slavic game. They even brought amazing sountrack with them as well.

I just started playing it and its insanely addictive right from the beginning.
So if you're a fan of open world sandboxes like me - don't hesitate, grab it. Worth its price in full.