Baldur's Gate 3

Baldur's Gate 3

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We do a little roleplay around here its all random!
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I think we were magically modding Chicken more?
More? is my useless form not enough?
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
More? is my useless form not enough?
We can be done if you want?
You gave me all this power!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE like a monocle!
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
You gave me all this power!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE like a monocle!
Like a brass steam punk fold out ones, that is bolted to your skull? The more monocles the better right?
Originally posted by Bray of Cats (N/A):
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
You gave me all this power!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE like a monocle!
Like a brass steam punk fold out ones, that is bolted to your skull? The more monocles the better right?

One of those flippy kind that zooms in so I can do delicate work with resurrected mice fingers! The power I'll have to see TINY! MWAHAHAHA
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
Originally posted by Bray of Cats (N/A):
Like a brass steam punk fold out ones, that is bolted to your skull? The more monocles the better right?

One of those flippy kind that zooms in so I can do delicate work with resurrected mice fingers! The power I'll have to see TINY! MWAHAHAHA
I will move your brain and fill your skull with seeing gadget stuff then.
Seems complex though, when you could just make a floppy monocle that guess flip flip flip flip flip flip! But your the expert!
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
Seems complex though, when you could just make a floppy monocle that guess flip flip flip flip flip flip! But your the expert!
I don't do fashion, I do magic body modding.

So I will deconstruct your brain and micro spread it across your body, connecting it with micron portal pulse nodes.

BTW I have like a flesh dimension *a car key like object appears in front of you.* This is the portal key. The dimension has like flesh, bone, skin and teeth and stuff. It doesn't seem arranged in like any logical body shape that makes sense. I vomit every time I go there, but you are a necro so you can mine for mats there if you like. It's infinite too, so go crazy.
I thought you did soul borrowing?
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
I thought you did soul borrowing?
I have alot of hobbies, I have lived for quadrillions of years.
Psssh quads? Pssssh
Well I have lived *bigger number here
It's true I not lying to seem cool! :vsgarlic:
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
Psssh quads? Pssssh
Well I have lived *bigger number here
It's true I not lying to seem cool! :vsgarlic:
Well I did keep you alive for a questionable amount of time on your first life working with you....
Ima be honest
Reverts to normal 3 foot tall self, idk how old I am I lost count! :steamhappy:
Originally posted by KingOfFriedChicken:
Ima be honest
Reverts to normal 3 foot tall self, idk how old I am I lost count! :steamhappy:
I kept you alive for I think 23 billion years, you were an incredibly old zombie falling apart thing, that's how your soul got so damaged....
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