Hello there! Delighted to announce I've been secretly storing up all the bugs that got reported over the last couple of months for one big boring update.

With this, the game is now (as far as I'm aware) BUG FREE again so if you're playing it and you're like "hey, hang on a second, THIS IS A BUG!" it means you're very clever and please email full details to dan@sizefivegames.com asap so I can fix it.

DISCLAIMER: That said, I have not yet fixed the one where Dan clips into the floor if you jump onto Ben's head. It's something to do with the physics. Will have another look at it asap.

Here's the full list of changes:

- Hopefully fixed an issue where the game could hang when you're mopping a floor
- Added a custom control map for SwitchPro controllers, which didn't play nice natively
- Teleporting while shifting gravity should no longer cause things to stay wibbly.
- Teleporting at an inopportune moment during the ending no longer causes issues
- Fixed an issue that could cause a camera to lock on the final boss
- Hopefully fixed an issue where Dan could fall off a critical water spurt (thanks Tony!)
- Improved framerate across all systems (thanks Tony!)
- Fixed Chapter Select to the last chapter being borked (thanks Tony!)
- Your inventory should no longer be full if you start a new game immediately after completing the game.
- Like, some extremely minor pissy shit

Hope you've enjoyed the game. If you have PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW IT. We need as many ace reviews as we can, so please take a second to let other people know you enjoyed the game.

Thanks!

Dan

Hello! I'm aware it's been a few weeks since the last update - bugs are now coming in so infrequently that daily updates no longer really make sense, so I'm saving them all up for larger patches.


- Linux version now has a 64-bit version available
- Fixed an issue where skipping Splash screens with a gamepad caused the 'Save warting' dialogue to be missed
- Fixed missing characters in the dyslexic-friendly font option
- Accessing the top bit of a boat is now way easier
- Fixed an issue where starting a conversation the instant a lift started to move caused Camera Issues
- Fixed some potentially-sticky ice
- Fixed some extraordinarily minor typos

As always, if you find a bug please let me know at dan@sizefivegames.com, rather than leaving messages in places I might not see them.

If you've enjoyed Lair of the Clockwrok God but haven't yet REVIEWED it on Steam, please please do take a second to do that right now. It really helps me out.

Hope you're staying home and safe during these weird times.

Best,

Dan

There's now so few bugs in the game the patch notes are getting silly:

- Fixed a weird Linux bug that could cause the game to open at a resolution of 1x1, which APPARENTLY is too small
- Once you've completed the game but BEFORE you've started a new one, pressing Back on the Chapter Select screen no longer gets confused.

As always if anything has gone WRONG with this build, because I'm an idiot, you can rollback to a previous version by opting into the Beta branch called "rollback".

PLEASE LEAVE A STEAM REVIEW if you played the game. Steam reviews feed an algorithm, the algorithm gets me views, and views get me sales, which I need. Thank you!

- Added Platforming Assist slider
- Minor bug fixes

This update adds a SUPER NEAT Platforming Assist slider, which tweaks a few platforming settings to suit your needs, including:

- Dan's 'wallgrab' time, giving you more time to react
- Dan's 'wallslide' speed
- Slows down certain tile types (blinking tiles, collapsible tiles, lasers etc)
- Removes some hazards entirely

If you're finding the platforming too much of a challenge, or you're just not particularly interested in 'that side' of the game, check it out.

This feature is in BETA, so may break things. If it does, or if there's something you want added to the slider, let me know: dan@sizefivegames.com


As always if anything has gone WRONG with this build, because I'm an idiot, you can rollback to a previous version by opting into the Beta branch called "rollback".

PLEASE LEAVE A STEAM REVIEW if you played the game. Steam reviews feed an algorithm, the algorithm gets me views, and views get me sales, which I need. Thank you!

It's been a couple of days wince the last update. I've been saving them up for one BIG HUGE FIX:

- Fixed a typo, that's the level we're down to now.
- Fixed a dialogue option that should have been switched off, but wasn't
- Fixed an issue where showing Dan a bra would cause Ben to never stop looking
- Fixed an issue where killing Ben would make everything go black
- Fixed Ben being unable to teleport in Chapter 11, if running from a load
- Fixed Ben sliding along weirdly, using his nose to drag himself painfully across the floor if he dies
- Flipping a switch twice and then dying no longer gets you stuck in an impossible situation
- De-subtled a colour-based puzzle
- Amalgamated some controls

IMPORTANT: based on player feedback PUSH and CYCLE HOTSPOT now share a key (default X on a gamepad)
If you're in the middle of your game, this change may prove confusing! The old button still works, so hopefully not. Email me if this chance is bad!

As always if anything has gone WRONG with this build, because I'm an idiot, you can rollback to a previous version by opting into the Beta branch called "rollback".

PLEASE LEAVE A STEAM REVIEW if you played the game. Steam reviews feed an algorithm, the algorithm gets me views, and views get me sales, which I need. Thank you!

Hello Mac and Linux users! I'm delighted to announce that 'Lair of the Clockwork God' is finally available on your computer of choice!

FOUND A PROBLEM? Bear with me, it's not the easiest. If you've found an issue, please email dan@sizefivegames.com with details, so I can fix it, thank you!

ALREADY PLAYED THE GAME? While you're here anyway, please take a second to leave a review? The reviews really help me out!

Hello! PLEASE LEAVE A STEAM REVIEW if you played the game. Steam reviews feed an algorithm, the algorithm gets me views, and views get me sales, which I need. Thank you!

FIXES:
- Fixed a mystical omnipresent bra
- Level titles no longer display over Main Menu
- Mouse should no longer wander onto a second monitor in windowed mode
- Fixed an issue with Ben being able to walk while the verb wheel is open, if Interact Toggle is on
- Fixed SkipSpeech on a Gamepad not being user-assignable properly
- Minor polish fixes

As always if anything has gone WRONG with this build, because I'm an idiot, you can rollback to a previous version by opting into the Beta branch called "rollback".

HELLO! Here's todays list of quibbles you've found that I've addressed:

- You can no longer avoid death by just chatting away through it
- Game no longer pauses when it loses focus
- Controls menu should now show "." correctly as the default for for SkipSpeech
- Long conversation options are now better-selectable with a mouse
- Aiming no longer stays activated when dying while using mouse controls
- Ben no longer does sassy talkback when dead
- It's no longer possible to teleport in the brief gap between conversations
- Fixed an issue where returning from school could lead to infinite blackness
- A few minor polishy tweaks

As always if anything has gone WRONG with this build, because I'm an idiot, you can rollback to a previous version by opting into the Beta branch called "rollback".

PLEASE LEAVE A STEAM REVIEW if you played the game. Steam reviews feed an algorithm, the algorithm gets me views, and views get me sales, which I need. Thank you!

Hello! Another day, another slew of weird stuff people found fixed up.

- Fixed an issue where Chapter Select would not load Lair objects correctly (thanks Astrid!)
- Weird thrusting issue now DEFINITELY fixed (thanks Sam!)
- As far as switches are concerned, being dead now counts as "moving"
- Improved a puzzle if ColourBlind mode is on
- Fixed the resolutions options getting stuck down the bottom end
- Fixed a squiffy bit of wall you could get stuck in
- Fixed some UIs not closing when you open the main menu
- A few minor dialogue tweaks/ bug fixes

If anything has gone WRONG with this build, because I'm an idiot, you can rollback to a previous version by opting into the Beta branch called "rollback"

ALREADY FINISHED THE GAME? No need for the fun to stop! Choo-choo! All aboard the Clockwork God Forever Fun Train! Why not have fun saying thank you by posting a lovely Steam review? They really help!