Sorry about the mess. Everything Jack kills, he dumps here, bandits, Vault Hunters, Claptrap units... If I sound pleased about this, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!...

It's eternal night, and you hear spooky music, and the whole area kinda smells like butts and dead people......

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, SUCKAS!...

Scarlett...I wrote you a haiku. Ahem. You got a nice butt. You also got a nice chest. Your face is okay too. NO! SIX SYLLABLES! I screwed! OH, IT'S RUINED! GOD DAMMIT!...

Oh, and just so you know? My slabs'll probly still try to kill ya, cause they're friggin' idiots. Don't feel bad about killin' em. I never do....