Black Mesa

Black Mesa

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Ruining Black Mesa
   
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Description
I've daisy-chained some of the most rancid mods on the entire workshop to give you an experience similar to SSH Mod Messup, ♥♥♥♥-Life, or rubbing ♥♥♥♥ in your ears for a good hour.

Somewhat of a collab between me and my friend ARedSpy, but I've thrown in a couple of other mods for an even worse experience.

Some of these mods are inspired by SSH Mod Messup so don't be surprised if there's some elements of that mod in there.

Note: If a mod is in this collection, it does NOT mean I hate the mod. I mostly add mods that are wacky or out of place in Black Mesa, not ones that I think are legitimately bad (unless it's my own mod)
Items (15)
Jack Black Sentry
Created by spzi
Octagon! (If you can't Hear any sound from the mod the first time you download it restart your game!)...
Fast Food H.E.V. Suit Voice
Created by spzi
I do not own any of the sounds in this mod. The sounds were taken from a silly mod for half-life by R2Bl3nd that replace all sounds with his voice. If you can't hear any voice the first time you download the mod restart the game and it should work! If it d...
Tourettes Guy Zombie Sounds (updated)
Created by ・・ SEi
------ IF YOU'RE HAVING ISSUES: ------ - Type snd_restart in the console. 90% of the time this works! If it doesn't, try re-doing it until it gets fixed. - If the method above doesn't work, try restarting the game, and retry. - If it still doesn't work, le...
"Do you suck D*cks?" Snark Sound Mod
Created by somekindacat
"Only steers and queers come from Texas." ...
Frohman's Folly
Created by OR4N6E
A little tribute to the webcomic "Concerned" by Christopher Livingston. http://www.screencuisine.net/hlcomic/ This mod replaces the Xen Crystal in "Anomalous Materials" with an oversized piece of Chesire Cheese....
OG Mudbone Pain Sounds
Created by LandyRS
Replaces your fall damage and burning sounds with OG Mudbone's loud, primal orga sm chanting. If you don't know who OG Mudbone is, he's a porn star with a massive c ock. Had to separate the NAUGHTY NAUGHTY words because Steam for some reason likes to censo...
Biz Markie - OH SNAP Door Mod (BROKEN)
Created by bishop
This mod replaces every door sound in Black Mesa with a unique variation of Biz Markie saying "OH SNAP". Enjoy....
PUSSY DESTR0YER (Horrible Gluon Gun)
Created by LandyRS
Replaces your Gluon Gun with an extremely loud, JPEG-compressed weapon of mass terrible. It's loud. Just a warning. Known issues: -Sound looping seems to be messed up, not sure how to fix this Official mod for the "Ruining Black Mesa" modpack: http://steam...
Horrible Explosions
Created by bishop
This mod replaces all of the explosions with terrible sounds. Enjoy!...
EW Gib Mod
Created by bishop
Everytime an enemy, (or any living thing for that matter) you will be blessed with the sound of a man saying, "EW" rather loudly. Enjoy....
Vinesauce - Dicks Geiger Counter
Created by bishop
This mod replaces the default geiger counter sound with Joel from Vinesauce saying, "DICKS". Do I need to explain any further?...
Weapons! Sound Mod
Created by TheSewerDog
This mod replaces the weapon pickup sound with a man saying "WEAPONS!" loudly. Note: I suck at doing images so I made this image in Microsoft Paint. Also, couldn't seem to get video quality right....
ROFLcopter Apache Sound Mod
Created by TheSewerDog
This replaces the Apache hover sound with the old Microsoft Sam's "Soi" sound effect. Tools used: Audacity tetyys.com Video is outdated af since this mod was made in 2015. The NPC will not sound the same as in the recording since it plays the sfx relative ...
The Server Room Rave (Freeman's Mind)
Created by Citizen⁵
"TURN DOWN THE MUSIC, YOU FRIGGIN' BASSHEADS! IT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIP CLUB IN HERE!" This mod adds the blaring techno music from the second of Freeman's Mind to the server room, in both Anomalous Materials and Unforeseen Consequences. Programmers... who kno...
Ear Murdering Scientist and Barney Death Sounds
Created by Aarik
This is what happens when I am bored... This may not work because the workshop is broken but you can try... Type snd_restart in the console when you subscribe, if that doesn't work then you will have to download it and put it in yourself. Download link: ht...