Item #: SCP-3000

Object Class: Euclid


















The photography of SCP-3000 taken in underground garage of abandoned building near Hong-Kong


Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3000 is to be contained in a 10x5m gypsum room.

The room must resemble an everyday living room present in modern European households.

Site personnel are recommended to restock the containment chamber with items that keep Scp-3000 entertained or exotic foods.


Description: SCP-3000 (also known as The Dark Lord/Herobrine/Dark Lord/Pagan Min/King Min) is a humanoid-like creature measuring approximately 1.82 meters in height.

Subject shows very little muscle mass but has demonstrated inhuman feats of strength in the past.

Subject's body is light grey, his haircut originates from modern era (approximately 2013-2014).

Aforementioned hair was originally black, yet it has been dyed blonde. Subject has crimson red luminescent eyes.

The subject displays feature of an average humanoid with the exception of genitals, which he lacks.

The subject mostly walks on two feet, behaves silently.

Previous attempts at communicating with the subject have resulted in a consistent display of antisocial behavior. All conversations with SCP-3000 struggle to last longer than a minute.

Scp-3000 has the ability to pinpoint the IQ of any humanoid or animal after talking to them for over two minutes.

This was concluded after Dr. ████████ ran a series of tests.

Out of 20 subjects, 5 of them having higher than average IQ, only the 5 survived the test.

When Scp-3000 is provoked, usually caused by a blackout, Internet/Wi-Fi or when it interacts (communicates) with
Majority of people and gets offended, it angers.

The next leads to subject releasing rage, screaming, and shortly after that subject
Starts firing bright luminescent red orbs at the test personnel.

On impact will create minor explosion and will start burning
And doing [DATA REDACTED] to human. Similar will happen if sphere hits any flamable object.

Sphere after research is found to be made from fire, plasma and [DATA EXPUNGED].

The subject is also able to teleport, use telekinesis and levitate.

The subject communicates by speaking few languages which are poorly and incorrectly pronounced English language,Chinese language and so called Kyrati (Nepali) language. The subject is known to say memes and quotes, commonly created
By itself.

Doctor [DATA REDACTED] made a list that has total of 67 memes, which of them are 8 commonly used quotes.

Quotes examples: “I'm not allowed to eat”, “Who needs flamethrower if you have blamethrower”, “Don't blame on me, blame on you”

The subject rarely sometimes creates new memes and quotes when it's bored.

The subject also frequently mentions Rules.















































Artistic impression of "Fallen One"




A month after containing the SCP-3000 Dr.[DATA EXPUNGED] decided to make interview with

The subject.

<Start log>

[████████ Time, Research Area ██]



Dr████████:So, do you know why are you here, and who are you.

SCP-3000:I am the Dark Lord, you should know that already.

Dr████████:And why are you here?

SCP-3000:It's interesting here at the facility, I was bored so I came here.

Dr████████:But you were captured by MTF!

SCP-3000:Yes and no.

Dr████████:” Explain.”

SCP-3000:First of all who gave you the permission to use my quotes!!!
Second of all, yes I was nearby that city. I was just doing my job
And killed the people who broke The Rules.
Then you so called Foundation came there and captured me.

SCP-3000:And now I am here in US.

Dr████████:Okay, second question. Were you in capability of defending
Yourself.

SCP-3000:I was, and I am now. I could if I wanted to freely walk through the facility.
But I got inspired about new memes, so no.

Dr████████:You were mentioning “The Rules”. What you mean by that.

SCP-3000:By that I mean that sex and love is to be death sentenced!!!!

Dr████████:Why so?

SCP-3000:Because that is stupid, there is no need for that.
I would like to speak about that all day, but most parts of the rules
Are written in the book. That can only be found in one Minecraft server under dirt.

SCP-3000:NO REPRODUCTION!!!

Dr████████:You are implying what? You want a human kind to extinct.

SCP-3000:Yes. If you don't find the other less primitive way.

Dr████████:Why would people listen to you, I mean, we in facility know your true powers
And all, but people in general would not listen to you.

SCP-3000:In that case...

SCP-3000 Summons a red power sphere

SCP-3000:... They will not like what will happen next.

Dr████████:So you are going to treat hen to them.

SCP-3000:Not just that, all men deserve to [DATA REDACTED]!!!
And all women in that case deserve to be [DATA REDACTED]!!!

Dr████████:That is cruel!

SCP-3000:Truth about reproduction is cruel...

Dr████████:Why did you killed the test subjects?

SCP-3000:Because I am sick of “regular” people, they don't understand me, I don't
Understand them.

Dr████████:What you mean by regular?

SCP-3000:90% of people that are typical and stupid, that have average IQ.

Dr████████:What is your sexual orientation if you have one.

SCP-3000:I would say Asexual to regular people, but you would be long dead.
You are not the one, so more complicated is Anti-Sexual/Destructo-Sexual/No-Sexual or just the guy who follows The Rules.

Personnel enters the door. Gives a cup of coffee to Dr████████.

Personnel exits.

Dr████████ starts drinking coffee.

Dr████████:Do you want a cup of coffee too?

SCP-3000:No thanks. I prefer hot chocolate.

Dr████████:that will make good question

Dr████████:Do you have a favorite drink, if yes what is it?

SCP-3000:From juice's my favorite is banana juice.
If you talk about soda then I mostly consume Cola.
But the best liquid I tasted is Тархун.

Dr████████:And what is that?

SCP-3000:It's popular Russian soda, T a r h u n.

Dr████████:You were in Russia? You did not make any problems?

SCP-3000:Maybe I did, maybe I did not.

Dr████████:OK, next ques...

SCP-3000:How about I ask you a question Doc.

SCP-3000:♥♥♥♥ or ♥♥♥♥ not?

Dr████████:....hm....♥♥♥♥ not?

SCP-3000:So you're an asexual?

Dr████████:I am the one giving the questions here.

Dr████████:So, these dogs (shows picture) they are somehow created by you?





















The creature codenamed "Los Diabolos" is considered as SCP-3000-1.
Photo taken in Siberia



SCP-3000:Yes, I created the dogs using my powers...

Dr████████:And how many of them there are???

SCP-3000:When preparing for the siege in Hong-Kong, there were 105 of them.
Then foundation eliminated most of them.

Dr████████:Do you know where they are now?

SCP-3000:Probably hidden in the forests, or maybe shadow realm.

Dr████████:And what is the Shadow Realm?

SCP-3000:The place where I created the dogs.













































Artistic impression of SCP-3000-1




Dr████████:Why did you travel to Hong-Kong??

SCP-3000:I like to travel. I was enough in Kyrat and Tropic seas.

Dr████████:Do you know any other living beings with which you did interact?

SCP-3000:Yes. I have my squad. Main people are Štukas aka PaulDePleur, Ivetich aka
Jason Brody and Mitrovic but that motherf[DATA REDACTED] is known for betraying us
Every 3-4 months.

Dr████████:Could you describe them.

SCP-3000:Fine...

SCP-3000:Štukas is a Pike of a person, literally.
Ivetich is probably just enough to describe him as a Sex God.
Mitrovic, heh, that guy...literally Kappa.



Meme made by SCP-3000 showing it's main members of the "Squad"

Dr████████:Interesting, do you have any enemies?

SCP-3000:Yes, mostly they are the Rule-breakers, we call them krsitelji.
But...(Shows a printed meme, what appears to be his own meme)... I will not
Be surprised if this happens.

Data lost

Dr████████:Haha, that one is fu...ok, do you have a fear of an enemy, are you afraid of someone or something???

SCP-3000:...

Dr████████:It's important to know. Maybe it shows big danger to Foundation.

SCP-3000:Yes, indeed. It's Šikutan.

Dr████████:What is Šikutan? Sounds familiar.

SCP-3000:I see you were the one who researched many sightings of creatures, that
are anomalies, some powerful, you refer to them as SCPs.

SCP-3000:Šikutan is a mysterious very powerful creature, some people think it's
just a legend, some think it's real, but that counts only for people from western
Constantinople, or how you call it today, Istanbul

SCP-3000:I saw him only once,25 foot from me, in a battle.

Dr████████:Two questions. Šikutan is entity from Turkish origins?
And, what kind of battle that was.

SCP-3000:No, that very powerful entity is not Turkish, it's a majestic leader
Of The Ottomans. The battle that you are speaking was 500 years ago.
In territory of Turkey, I joined the army of fiends, we fought against Ottomans.



Subject also known as "Fiend",described by SCP-3000


SCP-3000:Šikutan in that moment destroyed ten fiends, in few movements, but before that.
He taunted them, he taunted them hard. It was a short period of time, I was concentrated on defeating a Elite Sipahi warrior. Then in process of battle, I went that way (Shows left), he, I think, went that way (shows right).


Dr████████:You are trying to say that that Entity called “Šikutan” is stronger than you?

SCP-3000:Not necessarily. He may be stronger than me, maybe not.
I just encountered him for few seconds. But still, it's just a legend.
There is only one confirmed sighting of Šikutan lord, if not counting mine.

Dr████████:I recognize the subject now...there is many proves of his squads.

SCP-3000:Yes! Squads! I know about them. I fought one, they were experienced taunters.
Even tried to steal my memes. Šikutan, he maybe looks like generic Turkish Leader.
But it's a trick, he would then use his powerful and destructive magic, his cleverness, his experience in battles.And then when you don't expect and are confused by his taunts, kill you!

SCP-3000:That is all I can say, nothing more. Not too much is known, about that creature.
Maybe not alone, but with a bigger squad of 15 people to help, he would destroy me.

Dr████████:How powerful he is?

SCP-3000:Very powerful, like a god.
Maybe I am exaggerating, idk, he is a myth.
But he is very, seriously, very unpredictable.

SCP-3000:...a legend

SCP-3000:...a Šikutan








































Picture of Šikutan,the only confirmed and original picture that proves his existence.
For more details click here.

Dr████████:Dr.█████ ███ made a list, list contains all you memes and quotes.
Did you recently made any.


The newest meme made by SCP-3000

SCP-3000:Yes, but it's digital art.
Besides that, there is one quote.

SCP-3000:One particular quote, which is the oldest quote of mine.
“It's not impressive for me”

Dr████████:Describe the meaning.

SCP-3000:It's reference to the Rules.

Dr████████:Good, now.eh...let's go back to extermination of human kind.
Do you have any ways of destroying it.

SCP-3000:Yes of course.

Dr████████:Could you describe.

SCP-3000:Did you ever heard of LHC, or CERN?

Dr████████:Yes, I did not work there, but Dr.█████ ███████ worked there for foundation.

SCP-3000:So, I have a theory that if I * * * ** ****** * *******


<Start Censuring the log>


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Foundation on duty



Dr████████:Do you have any other methods of destroying Earth?

SCP-3000:Yes, but this one is the mostly possible to achieve, besides, nukes.

Dr████████:Ok, you were very talkative today, how so?

SCP-3000:Of course I was, MTF personally ordered me Asian food.

Dr████████:So you like Crab Rangoon?

SCP-3000:Yes.

Dr████████:Will you be able to talk again more about the Šikutan, and peoples
Or creatures from your squad.

SCP-3000:I can give you brief description of Ivetich.

Dr████████:Ok, you will now go into your containment room.
Security personnel will give you dessert, OK?

SCP-3000:Oh, thank you, fine I will obey.

SCP-3000:By the way, you have funny MTF in China. Haha.

Dr████████:What you mean by that?

SCP-3000:They captured me only cause they offended me with speaking against Rules.
And because, they taunted me and tricked me, even though I was smarter than them.

Dr████████:There were four of MTF soldiers.

SCP-3000:I noticed that they are new to their work, but maybe it's a trick.
And the fourth one just spectated. (Shows the picture)

Dr████████:....ok?...

Dr████████ calls the guards.

Guards enter the room.

SCP-3000 exits the room with guards,SCP-3000 leading them instead.


<End log>

A cheap camera starts filming the appearance of SCP-3000 in Hong-kong.


The three MTF guards arrive.


Screaming can be heard.


SCP-3000 hides in a building.


MTF seems to be Tau-5 “Samara”, and they are located now on 8th floor.


Unseen happens.






























Fourth member of the Chinese MTF squad taked a picture of what seems to be other three
MTF personnels,who are taunting the SCP-3000 who is on other side of the door.

<Start log>

[████████ Time, Research Area ██]

Dr████████████ and other two Scientists enter the same room.

Dr████████████:So, Dr████████, is he really The Dark Lord.
The reason why this foundation exists?

Dr████████:Seems like yes, he is the fallen one.

Dr██████████:Did he show any danger, should he be eliminated.

Dr████████:No, there is no need for that, but it's very intelligent creature, enough smart
To destroy the Earth.

Dr████:What class then?

Dr██████████:Like you said before, ████████, he is able to flee whenever he wants to.

Dr██████:... Then it should be considered as Keter...

Dr████████:No, he is not that big of a danger, only when provoked.

Dr██████:The fact what he does to accomplish his goal when provoked is already enough to become Keter.

Dr████:The original meaning of Keter is if it can't be contained easily.

Dr████████:Mr.████, there are many exceptions.

Dr██████████:I don't have time for this, I need to interview a civilian after incident 173-3.

Dr██████████:Leave it to O5 to decide.

Dr████████:But it has many information, it mentioned Šikutan.



No one said anything next 1 minute.



Dr██████████:Y.y.you mean Šikutan Lord, the proud leader of Ottomans???

Dr████████:Yes! And I think that we should send MTF Rho-1 and someone of you to Ancient place to see what you Can find there.

Dr████:I will go if you will go with me. You were the one who already illegally brought scientists and army into A country that is not familiar with us.

Dr████████:Good. Then we will examine the ruins, in which hundreds of years ago Šikutan was last seen.

Dr████████:And then I will make a report when I come back.


<End log>



Artistic impression of SCP-3000 holding it's Rules before it got deminished and weak.

The future data about The Šikutan is yet to be researched.