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How to enter the code for the bomb

By Lomhow1234

a less popular spin off of "how to be triggered" by korrith

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Languages: English

Category: Getting Started, Team Strategy

Modes: Bomb Defuse

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8 Nov, 2016 @ 4:20pm

8 Nov, 2016 @ 4:27pm

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Guide Index

Overview

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step 9 (optional)

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step 1

play matchmaking

step 2

start a timer

step 3

place a lap on the timer and cut a mark on the skin of your fore arm with a Stattrak Karambit Fade each time someone in the chat triggers you

step 4

continue playing and gathering data until you recieve a crate or pass out from blood loss or for other reasons that do not involve condoms

step 5

create a data table on google docs

step 6

insert the times gathered from the timer

step 7

using your data table on google docs to create a line of best fit with CSGO (Chinese Simplified Graph Organizer)

step 8

using an anonymous mobile phone of Microsoft heritage, take a low resolution photo of the results from CSGO

step 9 (optional)

open the crate you received from playing earlier and take a screenshot of the item you recieved from the crate you recieved from playing earlier, don't you remember? It was you who recieved it from playing earlier. Shall I repeat myself? YOU RECIEVED FROM PLAYING EARLIER.

(unless you passed out, then just ignore all of this)

step 10

create another data table on google docs

step 11

upload the low resolution photograph taken on the anonymous mobile phone of Microsoft heritage to the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Community Guides section on Steam (also include the screenshot of the item you recieved from the crate you recieved from playing earlier)

step 12

observe the comments of your post for 5 minutes

step 13

flag the account of every comment during those 5 minutes that contained:

ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same!
RUS: Напиши на стене 1 из фраз отвечу тем же.

step 14

record the number of the flagged accounts, the names of the flagged accounts, and the number of +rep options in the comment (this will all be important later on) in your new data table on google docs

step 15

sleep for exactly 24 hours and 37 minutes

step 16

repeat steps 12 through 15 until the data table is full

step 17

add the numbers of +rep options from each comment (ignore repeats, they are not important for this process) for the total +rep number

step 18

revisit each and every flagged account to see if the account has been suspended or not

step 19

record the number of accounts that have actually been suspended

step 20

divide the number of suspended accounts that you flagged by the total number of accounts that you flagged to get the Protection number

step 21

multiply the Protection number to get the Stattrak Percentage of Protection Steam Badge

step 22

multiply the Total +rep number by the Stattrak Percentage of Protection Steam Badge to get THE PASSWORD

(note that the Stattrak Percentage of Protection Steam Badge is not to be described as "your Stattrak Percentage of Protection Steam Badge", because it belongs to the Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Community Guides Administrators and they're really sick of having to buy new ones, so please don't forget to return it by the end of the week, ok?)

step 23

play a game of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive which has Bombs not Hostages. Playing with Hostages will ruin THE PASSWORD and you will have to repeat steps 1 through 22.

step 24

get the bomb

step 25

hold E

step 26

insert THE PASSWORD into the Bomb

step 27

if the bomb did not explode or was not defused after step 26, then repeat steps 1 through 26

3 Comments

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sugarbled 31 Jan, 2017 @ 3:38pm

Worked perfectly!

Miggy™ 8 Nov, 2016 @ 5:36pm

kool

Shhh.. 8 Nov, 2016 @ 4:44pm

amazing ty :)

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