Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to master CS:GO
By John Fetterman
A detailed guide pertaining how to go above and beyond in CS:GO and get into FPL and S rank.
   
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Setup
When choosing a mouse it is important to pick the one withe the highest DPI. DPI is a rating which scores how good is a mouse for FPS games. Mice with DPI's of 2000 are the best and used by all professionaly players. As for audio I would recommend not using any audio system because the sound in the game could potentially disrupt your concenctration. While in game turn your sensitivity as high as possible so that it is easy to get crazy flick shots to impress all of your friends with.
The truth
In order to master the art of fragging a player must understand basic concepts in CS. What are these concepts you may ask, well they are some simple and easy to learn truths about CS. Starting it off Shroud and Stewie2k are the best CS:GO players in the world right now and when they bottom frag its obvioulsy becasue other teams and players are cheating. Think of the countless times Cloud 9 (number one in the world) have lost to a team like Fnatic or Luminosity. It is obviously because of the blatant aimboting of the other team. Look at Flusha, he can try to argue that its mouselfiting but we all know the truth, that he is using aimware.
Weapons
When playing Counter Strike it is important to pick a strong and reliable weapon. On pistol round it is best to not buy anything and to save your money for the next round. However, the pistol round is the only round in the game on which you save, forcebuying on all the other rounds in the game is the best way to maximise your kill count. When buying you should avoid purchasing armour as it only wieghts your character down and makes you an easier target to hit. The best weapon to buy is the PP Bizon due to its large ammo capacity, its high fire rate, and high damage per second. The PP bizon has exellent range and can beat out any other gun. Every round you should buy a PP bizon as well as two flashbangs for your teammates. When in a gunfight it is important to always be moving to be as hard to hit as possible. Doing things such as jumping or running is adivised.
While playing a game
In an MM game or in a pug you are the star player. At the start of the game press tab pull up your mouse cursor and click on all of your teammates names and press block all comunication. This will help you keep your concentriation as a player, and filter out useles info such as callouts which your team might give. If a teammate makes a mistake be sure to correct them with an insult and remind them that they are only there becasue they got boosted. Remember that if you die it is always your teammates fault for not watching you or giving you info, nothing is ever your fault.

The fastest way to rank up is to drop 50 bombs in games to get an amazing KD ratio. You can achieve this by rushing every round regardelss of smokes, mollys, or flashes and raking up loads of kills. It is important to remember that CS is not a team effort but rather a frag hunt and the player at the top of the score board is always better. If any of your usless teammates ever dare question your behavior then always remind them of their homosexuality and that they were boosted. Some good insults include: you cancerous ♥♥♥♥♥♥, your so usless, I bet you were boosted, and finally ♥♥♥♥ off you dumb ♥♥♥♥.

It is crucial to remember that there are many cheaters in CS so whenever you loose a game 80% of the time it was becasue of cheaters and 20% it was your incompetent teammates. After loosing a game it is good to report the other team for cheating and your own team for griefing and disconnect after angrily typing "This Team" in all caps followed quickly by BG . If you feel angry or upset after a game a good way to cool off is to start another game.
5 Comments
Kierano 23 Jun, 2016 @ 10:12am 
Rip
Ya Boi Pohatu 21 Jun, 2016 @ 7:54pm 
#2 Uninstall CS:GO
Grey Man 21 Jun, 2016 @ 7:20pm 
Tips for CS:GO COmp play:


#1 Don't play Comp ever
Ya Boi Pohatu 21 Jun, 2016 @ 6:48pm 
I like the last two paragraphs of "While playing a game"
slipperybingus 21 Jun, 2016 @ 6:45pm 
This is the best guide. I recommend it to people starting out.