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A Guide on Unibirds
By leg
Have you ever wanted to have some good cosmetics or generally like your heavy? Then this guide should help you out as long as you like the spirit of halloween!
   
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What is a unibird?
Unibirds are a rare species in tf2, mostly because the hats needed are both halloween and expensive. Not many people know they exist, but they can bring a whole new life to a game depending on the server and quantity of them

How can I BE a Unibird?
Everyone would like to be one. In order to look like a Unibird, You will need a Magical Mercenary and Chicken Kiev... If you just want to cosplay as one. If you truly want to become a unibird, you will need FOUR important things to transform your heavy into the magical beast
The Weapons
Unibirds are supposed to be friendly creatures, from the looks to the weapons.
If you really are to BE the unibird, you will need:
  • A Tomislav/Factory New Citizen Pain
  • A Sandvich
  • And a Holiday Punch
If you were told to kill this, would you just go up and shoot it while it wasn't looking?
The Act
Now, just because you look nice doesn't mean that you are nice. In order to be a "Nice" Unibird, you are, try doing these things
  • Only shoot people when you need to. For instance, shoot spies who constantly backstab you or someone that has dominated you, not people who conga or have taunted with you
  • Give out sandviches. Enemies, allies, spies, yourself. It doesn't matter, just give them to whoever needs them
  • Tickle Everyone. If you accidentally hurt them, give them a sandvich. If you want, you can even tickle the bad guys if you can get behind them
The Taunt
You don't think that just acting the right way will get people to like you, right? Unibirds have ways to make people more likable to them or to show them how weak they are
My More Recommended taunts are:
  • Taunt: The High Five!
  • Taunt: Conga
  • Taunt: Kazotsky Kick (Hold s for better results)
  • Or Taunt: Square Dance
With these, expect no one but the heartless to try to attack you
The Third Cosmetic
Of course, you can't just waltz around with only 2 cosmetics! All you need to do is find your own cosmetic to go along with the friendly appeal
For example:You can't be a unibird without style
The Pootis Pony Princess
Now, you have it. A third cosmetic, the friendly act, the friendly weapons. Only the true master of this can handle the mighty Pootis Pony Princess. If you think you have successfully mastered all your training, you can bear the mighty...
Tutu

The Pootisimus FairyCorn
Newly discovered by our brave engineers and medics, We have just found a new species to the list, Which they call the Pootisimus FairyCorn.

This new breed of unibirds were thought to be regular unibirds due to their shortage of their tutu, but after close inspections and tests, we have concluded that it should be a new unibird species of its own. These unibirds are secondhand to the previous "Pootis Pony Princesses", but are alot more agressive then you might think. One simple minigun bullet will send them into a rampage, instantly killing the target when getting the chance to. This might be only because of these ones tested, but most of these Fairycorns will simply wack back at most. If left alone, they seem to continue regular unibird activites. This seems to be the end of what we tested on this new species though, but put into the comments if you have any thoughts on what they might act like
Matched the qualifications?
Do you have the Magical Mercenary and Chicken Kiev? Want to join a server with 10 and act silly?
Join Our Group, We need more!
The End..?
Well, how did i do? Was there something i should add or remove? Want to burn me to a crisp with how much it sucked? Post it down in the comments, Since it is only my first guide.

Want to join our group? Add me or Splitaffect | Hamurai And we will see your cosmetics
154 Comments
AugusteOfWind 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:14pm 
SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK (grumbling and glass breaking)
leg  [author] 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:11pm 
Our unibirds are busy tending to the nests!
AugusteOfWind 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:09pm 
Didnt go too well,
quickly, help us! send your bir- (SQUAWK)
leg  [author] 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:07pm 
Ah
Try giving them crackers, see if you can make peace
AugusteOfWind 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:06pm 
And crackers, wait, our scientists have found out theyre a species of Demo Birds,
leg  [author] 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:05pm 
Parrots? Oh boy, get your armies ready
AugusteOfWind 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:05pm 
Aparently, our citizens report many parrot like people who have large swords and shields, we fear the worst.
Gamer 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
I was a unibird on a payload server and i was votebanned!
leg  [author] 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:04pm 
Also Pootis bird, do not worry, as i am currently in work of a new guide for Pootis Birds in General
leg  [author] 16 Nov, 2015 @ 6:03pm 
Again, these are only due to our tests. From what we have seen from our tests subjects, we had very agressive ones