Well, obviously you care because you clicked on this guide. Unless you came here to flame it, then shame. FOR SHAME...


Anyways, Mad Milk is a secondary for scout which, when thrown at a enemy, heals you or anyone that hurts them. It is said that it's made from milk with thermonuclear...radiation. HALE, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! YOU TOLD ME THAT EXTRA FINGER IS FROM BIRTH DEFECT! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! STOP PUTTING THAT IN MY CEREAL..!

There are two different paths you can take.

You can either A. craft a Scout Token, A Secondary Token, and Scrap Metal to have a CHANCE at making Mad Milk (Think of it as gambling.)

Or B. Take Jarate (Piss in a jar, covered in a guide), and Reclaimed Metal to make Mad Milk! Again, don't ask me how this works, I honestly... uh... yeah.

First of all, for all these, you will need a glass jar. Probably.

If you happen to have a cow somewhere, you could milk it and put the milk in a jar.

If you happen to live near a store (and I assume you might.) and have the power to get your ass up (I know that feel..) and buy a gallon of milk, then put it in a jar and you should be golden.

Or you could just jack off. Y'know, either way.

That is the end of this guide, tell me what you think!

Here are other guides I made!

How to make Jarate
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=138343685

How to make Dalokah's Bar
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=218545404

How to make Sandvich
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=560409698