The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Gaben's Deuce - The Memorial
   
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27 Apr, 2015 @ 5:36pm
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Gaben's Deuce - The Memorial

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(Make sure to start playing the first video as you begin to read this)

In honor of our great victory of April 27, 2015 when the modding community defeated the disillusioned VALVe and Zenimax at the battle of paid-for-mods on April 23, 2015, I hereby declare Gaben's Deuce to be a free mod for all! That's right what was once a $99.99 value is now FREE! But do not become too comfortable for we must remain ever vigilant lest a similar catastrophe erupt. Thus, let this mod remain as a memorial to the atrocities that unfolded and as a reminder that only by standing together can we hope for a brighter future for gamers everywhere!

Remember, remember the 23rd of April.


Adds the unique item, Gaben's Deuce, to the game.

It's located right outside Whiterun on the ground in the middle of the path through the main gate in all its Steaming glory.

Enjoy!!!!


*UPDATE 1.1*
Weight of Gaben's Deuce has been increased to 500

Handling Gaben's Duece used to be an easy task, but with this money grubbing update, you'll learn that Gaben's Duece is one heavy load. Ask yourself, how much are you willing to pay to carry Gaben's Duece? If I could raise the price to refect how much effort I have put into this, I would.


Derp, turns out Gaben didn't know anything about the pay-for-mods stuff, lol:
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/33uplp/mods_and_steam/
SOUNDS LEGIT!

" You can't write Steam without EA in it ".


*Planned Additions*:

-Steaming animations, custom fecal gloss and textures, corn, etc.

-Bethesda Characters spew pieces of Gaben's Deuce when the speak to promote immersion.

-Origin support.

-Picking up Gaben's Deuce will cause you to lose 75% of your gold and other assets unless you have less than 400 gold, then you lose everything.

-After his first mishap Gaben hid his problems, find the golden deuce or discover the hidden ones!

-Gary's incident 2 DLC.

-An actual fix for that stupid Skyrim quest that never goes away.

-Add a patch making Nexus, Loverslab, Moddb all unviable through the registry forcing you to use Steam Workshop for all your mods.

-And many more promises that I will never live up to!


P.S. I will enable Pay-what-you-want as soon as my mod gets approved! So you can give me as little or as much money as you want! YAY! :D


FAVORITE THIS TO GET IT UP FOR SALE!!!!


Thanks, Credit, and profits are shared with Magical Calculation Studio v4.0 for making it possible to "increase the load" of Gaben's Deuce.

Thanks and profits are also shared with all my commenters for creating a larger notice for my mod and therefore increasing my profits.
8 Comments
misfortunehula 1 Jul, 2016 @ 5:11am 
Well this moment was long.
One Whole Dragon 10 May, 2015 @ 4:20pm 
Let us hold a moment of silence... for those who came up with the idea of paid mods, for they have been fired, and then killed and roasted over an open fire. Metaphorically speaking.
Tucker 10 May, 2015 @ 1:37pm 
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ʇoןɐsǝʌıuʞ  [author] 27 Apr, 2015 @ 7:44pm 
Idk where it's from or what the people are actually laughing about, but yeah it is the most hilarious thing, lol. It's like that hitler scene that everyone subtitles their issue over.
Nuggwoo Sung 27 Apr, 2015 @ 7:40pm 
Btw that second video is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. But what the heck is it? Where is it from and what is it about? lol
ʇoןɐsǝʌıuʞ  [author] 27 Apr, 2015 @ 6:02pm 
Good job guys, good job.
Nuggwoo Sung 27 Apr, 2015 @ 5:59pm 
Haha let us all hold a moment of silence.
Oldbuddy 27 Apr, 2015 @ 5:58pm 
VICTTTTTORY!