Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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Beginner's Guide 2 Counter Strike : Advanced Warfare 3
By mike
new 2 csgo? gettin owned so hard it makes u cri? read this guide and you will be pro mlg in no time
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Introduction
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r u new 2 csgo, ur so bad it makes u cri everytim? can't hit those shots? the enemy team always hack? well this guide is here to help you n 2 teach u stuff like how 2 hit ppl, teamwork, weapons, and map tips n tricks etc. k.

Starting out
Starting Out
when u first load up the game, go 2 load out, then market place n buy all the expensive skins, knife etc. the more you have n the more expensive it iz, shows how mach skilz u got. once u cant afford rent n food dis month, we move on 2 the nek section.
Better skin = Better player

Settings
before we move on, make sure u have 4 titan X n 2 Xeon CPU and at least 64GB of ram installed on your macbook air z so u have the best frame rate when playin dis game. if u dont trust meh, look at dis titan X reviews Here[linustechtips.com]10/10 would install 5 on my xbox -ign.

u also need moar ram, download the 4gb bundle http://www.downloadmoreram.com/

4 ur mouse n keyboard n headset u might want 2 use razer products as their r very cheap espically on their offical webthite, they dont rip u off either.

four ur mouse i would recommend the Razer Ouroboros http://www.razerzone.com/au-en/store/razer-ouroboros
4 keyboard the Razer DeathStalker Ultimate is great 4 its price http://www.razerzone.com/au-en/store/razer-deathstalker-ultimate
for the headset use the Razer Kraken, but dont use the normal razer ones, use da Forged Edition http://www.razerzone.com/au-en/store/razer-kraken-forged-edition



first go in 2 game settings, turn max acceptable matchmakin ping to the max, dis way u get 2 play on other country servers n learn other languages and if u do get rekt, u can blame it on lag.

now go 2 video settings n turn everything 2 the lowest, or else your titan X's might overheat cause of the stress dis game putz on ur computer.

finally go 2 audio n set ur mic to open mic so ppl can hear ur mum walkin in n tellin u 2 do chorees.

now ur ready 2 practice n learn how other game mechanics works.
Maps
csgo features an extensive choice of maps, wit moar than 50 detailed, carefully crafted maps 2 choose from, they include dust_2, dust_2, dust_2 n dust_2.

De_Dust_2
de_dust_2 is the most uncommon map played in csgo, not many ppl play it, most of dem play nuketown soh dust two is a good startin map

here r the callouts 4 dust_2



callouts r important cause they tell ur team m8ts where the enemie iz. 4 example if u r engagin some phag at long, n u emptied ur entire clip spraying, but he kils u in like 2 hits u can say "wtf? there iz a hacker at A long"

after ur team hears it, they will try 2 get him cause u told ur team where he was
Weaponz n money
weapons r vary important as they pwn noobs, but money r even more important as u need dem 2 pay 4 weapon.

Money
money r made from pwning noobs, depening on wat weapons u use, u get different amount of money, u also get money from winnin rounds, or losing, if u win, u get moar, if u lose u get less unless ur so bad u lost 5 times in a row, then, u get moar money from losing than winnin.

Weapons n stuff
wit da money u made, u can spend it on these. csgo features "lots n lots of lovely guns" - killing floor so ill tell u what 2 buy, when 2 buy it and why, k.

Rifles
buy the most expensive one u can afford, as everyone knows, the moar it costs the better

Smg
if u cant afford rifles, den u gotta spend ur money on the most expensive smg u can get

Heavy
Warning : This catagory does not contain explowsives
if u got sow mach $$ from pwnin, then get da most expensive heavy u can afford cause they cost da most, so they do the best (ingore shotguns, they r 2 cheap)

Pistols
if ur so poor, den get the american national bird, da deagle.

Gear
u dont need dem, u got 2 much swag

Grenades
u dont need dem, u got 2 much thwag


Gaymeplay machanics
did i say practice?nah m9, dive right in 2 an competitive match

Teamwork
in csg0 competitive, its all bout teamwork so in ur first round known as da pisstol round, u talk 2 ur team, ask where they want 2 go, once its decided, go together except u dont go wit dem u have to get dem kills cause its all about kills, all about ur K/D ratio. as CT dont defend sites, go n kill the terreriosts n get dem kills, if ur T dont defend da bomb go get dem kills.

Shooting n Recoil
ever wandered y ppl always 1 hit u, but when u empty ur whole clip on dem even if ur crosshair is always on their face, ur dont even get 1 hit on them? its recoil. so to get da best accurracy, u gotta always move n shoot at the same time, if u move n shoot, you will always head shot them, dont crouch, dont stand still n shoot, dont tap or bust, always spray n move. if they still kil u, they r hacking.

Defending n Taking Sites
if ur CT n see 5 terrerists rushin, dont b a ♥♥♥♥♥, rush them as well n pwn dem all, then tell ur team that the enemie is hackin.
if ur T, best wai to take sites is 2 yolo, just run in sprayin hopin 4 the best, assume u survive that part, dont b a ♥♥♥♥♥, run out n try 2 get dem kills

Other
switching 2 ur LMG makes u run faster, ur knife makes u run slower
if u get da awp, try 2 1080 reverse quad fakie ladder 360 no scope works 9/10 times
once you get 6 kills u can call down a air strike, use it wizely
Conclusion 1
hope dis guide halped u, ur probs mlg, n in faze now
Conclusion 2
add me if u want 2 play with me. im rank commander
glhf.
Changelog
V.420.1 : added moar swag
V.911.2 : changed all 1993 to 420
V.3103 : Changed titan Z to titan X for better performance
Nick.ma is still a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
35 Comments
Mighty 26 Nov, 2015 @ 12:00am 
I got matched with a guy called smgGOD.ma and he got really salty even though I have 1 terrabyte of ram isntalled from my favourite website, {LINK REMOVED}. This guide obv didnt work.
crack rat 7 Apr, 2015 @ 7:15pm 
Check aut muh gide that is moar welly explainded http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=409641801
Jordan. 11 Mar, 2015 @ 12:28pm 
i tried to download more ram and got a puppy insted.... did ido something wrong?
dxtee 3 Feb, 2015 @ 3:05am 
i went mlg with this
mike  [author] 4 Dec, 2014 @ 9:33pm 
new website for you guys http://www.downloadmoreram.com/ this should halp u on ur path to global elite master 3
DUA LIPA SUPER FAN 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:56pm 
10/10 is now global elite master guardian first class supreme 4
no plan 21 Nov, 2014 @ 11:56pm 
Awesome mlg style review
Zhong Xina 14 Nov, 2014 @ 9:34pm 
can i haz nife nao since i am mlg pl0x
「Flyte」 13 Sep, 2014 @ 5:58am 
thanks im global elite now. i bought the negev every round and aced all 16. they called hacks but nah, overwatchers didn't ban me because i rekt their sw3g and got recruited by nip and titan but i decided to join iBuyHentai because that explains my life. thank you very much.

GLHF /noclip on!
mike  [author] 6 Sep, 2014 @ 8:29pm 
noob, i get my dick stuck in my ps3 disk tray