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How to be a gamer girl
By Amlaith and 1 collaborators
Are you a boy that always wanted to pretend you are a girl ingame? Well then this is the guide for you!
   
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Starting out
As us boys know, we are always out hunting for some chicks, in real life and on the Internet, for some weird reason "we" go crazy whenever we find a #gamergirl, like It's a rare unicorn... Please. But there are a lot of advantages of being a "gamer girl" and I will teach you about them, I will be your master, your Yoda, your... I will just stop it here so we can get started.

(I never tried to pretend I'm a gamer girl but I've seen a lot of people pretend to be gamergirls and I have REAL girls added, yes they do excist and there are way more then you thought)

The 9 Rules for starting out:

These rules are for beginners at being a gamer girl, If you are an actual gamer girl then you have no use for this guide, this guide is made for all the boys that want the good sides of being a gamer girl. Free stuff just for being a girl? Come on, that's just awesome.
1. Find a girl name, make it cute!
2. Talk about how big boobs you got, or the fact you don't think they are big enough.
3. Don't ever give them any reason to suspect you are something else, unless they suspect you are Batman, always be Batman.
-Get mad If someone calls you a boy.
4. Set up a background, music, family and so on. You can even make it a sad history, works even better.
5. Talk about kittens.
6. Add funny smileys, your grammar doesnt matter much, just be... Fabulous. I said it.
7. Don't ever tell anyone you are a boy, in real life It's okay, please don't get too much into the role and start thinking you are an actual girl, using girl restrooms and carrying a tampon around in your manly purse, that you, eh. Didn't already have ofcourse.
8. Fangirl someone, a band, an actor or an athlet. You decide.
9. Use fanzy cute emotes.
10. Be very emotional.
Enjoy the guide!



What kind of girl do I want to be?
You need to be a stereotype version of a girl.

1. As I said, you need to fangirl someone or something.
2. Whenever you see a picture of a good looking fellow, keep saying how hot he is.
3. Praise the boys, listen to them. Boys open up easier for girl gamers.
4. Befriend other girl gamers.
You can be a hipster girl, metalhead girl ( With bats and gameboys with flames on), pop girl, fat girl, horny girl, cute girl, shy girl or If you have some sick imagination you could be the "I rub myself in nutella girl".

And use an age range between 17-26, If you pretend you are 80 It will maybe raise a few questions.

Profile Picture
You probably have an Facebook unless you are some weirdo, duh. You probably are since you are reading this guide.

But a lot of girls post a lot of pictures. You just save their pictures and use it on your Steam Account, then you change it atleast one time each month.

Don't use famous people as your profile picture, an example of what would happen.

Profile picture ->
Emma Watson: Hello I am Emma
Another dude: I'm not stupid k
Emma Watson: I'm not even lying ^[*.*]^
Another dude: You really are Emma!












Alright, It might work since you used the emoticon, but It will not work on everyone. You could give it a try, but I highly doubt it.
Be Emotional
Be VERY overly emotional. Feels. Feels everywhere my fine friends. For this to work you have to find the feelings from the bottom of your heart.

- Good idea to have an understanding of your personality.
My Personality
* Shy to people I do not know well
* Very sensitive, getting easily depressed / sad
* Scared / paranoid
* Fear chickens in csgo



Cute Emotes
As a gamer girl you need to know your emoticons, there are a lot of emoticons but as a gamer girl you need to be creative, these are some of them.
^[*.*]^
*.*
:3
3:
c:
:c
o 3 o
.i.
There are many more, you can look into it yourself.

What not to do
If you pretend to be a girl gamer, there are some things you shouldn't do.
  • Use a picture of someone famous and claim It's you.
  • Go on Skype and Teamspeak, unless you are really good at sounding like a girl or you still haven't reached puberty.
  • If you rage, don't be rude.
  • Don't share private information about the real you.
  • I would say don't be a creep, but since you are a boy pretending to be a girl... You get it.
  • Don't make fun of girls and make yourself look silly while pretending to be one, girls are something we should appreciate.
  • Don't forget to use your hashtags #tumblr #gamergirl #WeWantAmlaith
  • Don't get in a "releationship, It's just getting too weird then and you should just quit being a "gamer girl".
Please continue being my master!
Again, the answer is no. But you can check out my first guide!

"How to eat while gaming"
Link -> http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=242333712

A lot of people requested a new guide and I wasn't sure about what kind of guide to make, I got a bit of help from my friend Lazy.

Hope the guide helps and continue being creepy!
133 Comments
T3n pounds of flax 17 Jan, 2024 @ 2:11pm 
Bro went full effortpost. I'd be impressed if I wasn't so preoccupied wondering if my tits are big enough.
Squanch ma Dick II. 27 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm 
is there any space for racist comment? pls answer
Amlaith  [author] 21 Jan, 2018 @ 9:28am 
Cheers bud.
Woligi 20 Jan, 2018 @ 7:01am 
The autism is strong with this one.
Test 5 Dec, 2017 @ 9:57am 
surprised how in-depth he goes holy moly
Stoney 4 Oct, 2017 @ 11:11am 
Hitler did 9/11 and this guide proves it, “9//11 spicy shit -IGN
Carbine 18 Jun, 2017 @ 9:47am 
((((((TRUST ISSUES)))))))
Deine dichte Mutter 9 Apr, 2017 @ 11:22am 
best guide ever .
Amlaith  [author] 12 Nov, 2016 @ 9:21am 
This is not a group little man.
Harmonica 19 Jul, 2016 @ 7:42am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx