1. Octopuses are waaay old. The oldest known octopus fossil belongs to an animal that lived some 296 million years ago, during the Carboniferous period. That specimen belongs to a species named Pohlsepia and is on display at the Field Museum in Chicago. Harmon Courage describes it as a “flattened cow patty” or a “globular splat,” but a close examination reveals the tell-tale eight arms and two eyes. Researchers aren’t sure, but possibly there’s an ink sack there, too. In other words, long before life on land had progressed beyond puny pre-dinosaur reptiles, octopuses had already established their shape for the millions of years to come.
2. Octopuses have three hearts. Two of the hearts work exclusively to move blood beyond the animal’s gills, while the third keeps circulation flowing for the organs. The organ heart actually stops beating when the octopus swims, explaining the species’ penchant for crawling rather than swimming, which exhausts them.
3. The plural of octopus is octopuses. The world “octopus” comes from the Greek, októpus, meaning “eight foot.” The word’s Greek roots means it’s pluralized as a Greek word, too, which depends on both a noun’s gender and the last letter it ends with. In this case, an -es is simply tacked on. So no octopi, octopodes or octopussies, Harmon Courage points out.
4. Aristotle thought octopuses were dumb. In his History of Animals, written in 350 BC, the Greek philosopher wrote that ”The octopus is a stupid creature, for it will approach a man’s hand if it be lowered in the water; but it is neat and thrifty in its habits: that is, it lays up stores in its nest, and, after eating up all that is eatable, it ejects the shells and sheaths of crabs and shell-fish, and the skeletons of little fishes.” After describing a few more quirks of octopus life history–it ejects ink for self-defense, it’s slimy, it can crawl on land–he flippantly signs off, “So much for the mollusca.” However, the big-brained cephalopod can navigate through mazes, solve problems and remember solutions, and take things apart for fun–they even have distinct personalities.
5.Octopus are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid.
6.In Japan, Ronald McDonald is called Donald McDonald due to a lack of a clear "r" sound in Japanese.
7.Farts have been clocked at a speed of 10 feet per second (7 mph).
8.51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects Cloud Computing.
9.7% of religious Americans pray to God about finding a good parking spot.
10.In Spanish, the word "esposas" means both "wives" and "handcuffs."
11.You can change your language on Facebook to "Pirate."
12.Mexican General Santa Anna had an elaborate state funeral for his amputated leg.
13.In Dorset, Minnesota, a 3-year-old boy was elected as mayor .
14.Construction workers in Brazil cemented a car on a pavement after its driver refused to move it.
15.The average speed of Heinz Ketchup squirt is .028 MPH.
16.35% of American workers said they would forgo a pay raise in exchange for having their boss fired.
17.Leonardo DiCaprio's name is Leonardo because his mother was standing in front of a Leonardo Da Vinci's portrait when he first kicked.
18. A group of owls is called a Parliament.
19.The American secret service tried to spike Hitler's food with female hormones to feminize him.
20.The CIA reads up to 5 million tweets a day.
21.There's a species of fish called "Slippery ♥♥♥♥".
22.I have a slippery ♥♥♥♥ ;)
23.In Catalonia (Spain), a smiley-faced piece of wood called "Shlttlng Log" poops out the presents in Christmas.
24.The most overdue library book was returned 288 years late.
25.Communism will never work,not even "true Communism"
26.There's a hill in New Zealand called Taumata-whakatangihanga-koauau-o-tamatea-turi-pukakapiki-maunga-horo-nuku-pokai-whenua-kitanatahu.
27.The only member of the band "ZZ Top" without a beard is Frank Beard.
28.There is a French company that you can hire to kidnap you. They charge US$1600.
29.There are people who will do number 28 for free.
30.Cows moo in accents specific to their region, just like humans.
31.I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE YOU ELA.
Enjoy these pictures as a visual break32. We all one day and our name will be forgotten and it is said for the first time and a last time in life and what truly keeps me up at night is the fact that my legacy will be forgotten...
33. The first emoji was created by Shigetaka Kurita in Japan in 1999.
34. The first World Emoji Day was celebrated July 17, 2014.
35. Communism will never work and never has worked for a long duration of time.
36. The NYC public school district could be counted as the 10th largest city in the nation, serving 650,000 lunches and 220,000 breakfasts out of 1,200 kitchens.
37.Before public schools started running breakfast programs, teachers used to bring cereal and milk with them to class so hungry students would have something to eat in the morning.
38.Sweet 'N Low sweetener was invented in Brooklyn. The Cumberland Packing factory in Fort Greene still has one of the original signs.
39. 36.4 percent of the members of households assisted by food banks are children under the age of eighteen.
40. Grassroots organizing in New York has helped farmworkers get basic guarantees like sanitation, shade and water, even though they aren't protected by state labor laws.
41.The Fact below this is false.
42.The Fact above this is false.
43.I am sick of writing facts.
44. At least 20 people died during the bridge’s construction,(in reference to the brooklyn bridge).
45.I can't look myself in the eyes anymore with and or without mirrors.
46. Mira means look in spanish.
47. If you don't understand how to say worthless in spanish show them a picture of jager and they will understand.
48.Frogs can't speak english....yet...
49.My favourite animal is a tiger.
50.I have a youtube channel.
51. A freight train weighs MUCH more then 1000 tons. A loaded grain train with 112 cars on average is about 15,000 tons. Loaded coal trains can be as heavy as 20,000 tons.
52.Chainsaws, the horror-movie murder weapon of choice, were invented for aid in childbirth.
53.Beyonce is overhyped and please stop,we understand you like her.
54.Popcorn wasn't always a beloved movie snack — in fact, prior to the Great Depression, movie theaters hated popcorn.
55.Eating plastic bags gives you super powers,my friend keith did it and he said he was going to die and he did.
56.A can of Mountain Dew can dissolve a mouse,in fact many sodas can and this fact is really stupid ( ᵢ ₘᵤₛₜ ₗₑgₐₗₗy cₗₐᵣᵢfy ᵢ ₐₘ ᵢₙ fₐcₜ ₛₚₒₙₛₑᵣₑd by ₘₒᵤₙₜₐᵢₙ dₑw)
57. A "buttload" is a real measurement of weight.
58. A hog-head is also a real measurement of weight. (kept you weighting huh)
59. Cows have "best friends" and get stressed when separated.
60. Ketchup was once sold as medicine in the 1830s.
61. Medicine in the 1830s also had chloroform in it in case you just needed that extra kick (towards the bucket).
62. Mr. Rogers announced that he was feeding his fish on every episode of his show because a blind viewer once asked if they were okay.
63. If this guide becomes popular I will post a single image of my cat in an edit of this guide.
64. The word mortgage comes from a french word meaning death contract.
65. In Oklahoma it is illegal to take a bite out of another persons cheeseburger (if they don't consent).
66. Playing in a marching band is considered to be a moderate exercise.
67. Surgeons who grew up playing video games make 37% fewer mistakes (but if you play video games you probably won't end up as a surgeon).
68. In ancient greece if you lobbed apples at someone it would be considered an act of love.
69. You know I had to do it to em.

Hey everybody it's ya boy and i just wanted to say thanks for all the support on the last guide and check back on this guide every once in a while because i may make a youtube video or anotha one.

Also here's the old guide: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=922778358