Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
ㅤ* Woman on phone: I'd like to complain about these incontinence pants I bought from you!
Shopkeeper: Certainly madam, where are you ringing from?
Woman on phone: From the waist down!
ㅤ* A depressed man turned to his friend in the pub and said, "I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 50 aspirin."
"Oh man, that's really bad", said his friend, "What happened?"
The first man sighed and said, "After the first two, I felt better."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!

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