The relationship between Emma Thompson and Poet John Berryman became Increasingly strained. Charles Laughton felt something was missing, and Confucius felt the relationship was flawed. Julio Iglesias became more and more depressed, but the culture of the Puritans just got angry and left. 💻 🏿 ⏲ 🎞 🖲

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
ㅤ* Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, doctor. I keep seeing fish everywhere."
"Have you seen an optician?" asks the doctor.
"Look I told you," snapped the patient, "It's fish that I see."
ㅤ* A pony walks into a pub. The publican says, "What's the matter with you?"
"Oh it's nothing", says the pony. "I'm just a little horse!"
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!

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🥒 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🐳
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I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the
slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway. -- Calvin

"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
--- Calvin

"One of the joys of being a kid is that experiences are new and therefore
more intense." -Calvin sniffing mustard
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👆🏾 Watch it! 🤞

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 🤜🏻 All units be advised, subject is now high speed. 👍

ㅤㅤㅤ 🙌🏿 Prosecuting. 🖐🏾

ㅤㅤㅤ 👈🏼 Ranger Seven, sweeping in. 👏🏽

ㅤㅤㅤ 🖖🏾 Infection. 🤞🏼

"I honestly believe that the doctrine of hell was born in the glittering eyes
of snakes that run in frightful coils watching for their prey. I believe
it was born with the yelping, howling, growling and snarling of wild beasts...
I despise it, I defy it, and I hate it."
-- Robert G. Ingersoll
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"I've finally learned what `upward compatible' means. It means we
get to keep all our old mistakes."
-- Dennie van Tassel
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Mal: "Now, you only gotta scare him."

Jayne: (beat) "Pain is scary."
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* weasel wonders how stupid one has to be to spam alt.anonymous.messages
<knghtbrd> weasel: about half as stupid as one has to be to harvest it.
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Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with
chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
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I would like to know
What I was fencing in
And what I was fencing out.
-- Robert Frost
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The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M.
-- Charles Pierce
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"Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week... where we found each
other, and loved each other... and then let each other go before anyone
had to seek professional help."
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