Let me tell y'all 'bout this one time at Walmart
Walked in and played it so smooth, I grabbed the shopping cart
Break my cousin off a couple hundred 'cause she play her part
I scammed the same Walmart fifty times, I gotta play it smart

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Listen to what I gotta say, I'm bout to get honest
Play it crazy like I'm shopping here for clothes, then hit electronics
Grab some Xboxs and TVs, I think about seven
I told 'em that these all gifts so they won't even question
Soon as I got up to the counter, they start asking questions
Like am I getting these for kids or some family members (I'm nervous)
I said 'cause I ain't get 'em nothin' for Christmas in December (I responded)
She responded back like, "Okay, sir, I understand"
Had an Xbox in the left, a TV in the other hand

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