This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

You know how Africa is really far away? What else is really far away? THE MOON. Coincidence? I think not.

But wait, there's more. Philosophers and scientists have philosophied and scienced for eons on how the moon came to be in the sky. I have discovered how. So, according to the 27th law of thermodynamics, heat rises. What's the hottest place on earth? AFRICA. What kind of natural resources does the moon have? No food or water. You know what else has no food or water? AFRICA. What color are people in Africa? Black. Why are they black? So they can see eachother in the pale white moonscape. If they were white, they would just blend in.

So according to this science, the history of the moon is as follows: Africa is super hot, so it rose up into the sky and is now the moon. Therefore, Africa = the moon.

This just in: A_Plez is a ♥♥♥♥♥.

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