Really noone cares enough/noticed to talk about bacon? Sick monsters...

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bacon is awesome

Ha cHeeSy CraCKeRs, I Made My Own Disscusion On Our Group About A Month Ago, Here Is My Comment-
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Why Bacon Is The Best!
Ahh Bacon… Were To Begin... How About The Start Maybe, Some Might Say The End Of Bacon, But Bacon Has No End Since Bacon Is In Everything We Are. The First Humans Once Accidently Killed A Pig, Deciding Not To Waste It Ate It Raw, Deciding That The Pig Tasted Horrible They Threw It Away But To Sheer Dumb Luck They Through It Onto A Nearby Fire (Bacon Created Fire To, Obviously) And It Cooked Into Bacon, Amazed At The Change In Colour On The Pig Flesh (Which Was Now Bacon), The First Humans Tried The Pig Again And It Is Said In Ancient History ‘Once The Bacon Touched His Lips He Started To Scream Random Words Trying To Describe This Delicacy And When The Woman Tried The Bacon She Screamed Out “BACON”!’ (Bacon Created English Aswell), Once The Craze Began It Could Be Stoped And It Eventually Infected The Human Race And (SPOILERS!) It Killed Off Human Life Everywhere But That Was Not The End Of Bacon, Yet The Humans No Longer Existed So Like I Said There’s Only A Beginning And No End.
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Hope You Enjoyed My Insane Rant, Have A Good One!
-A_Gamer_Who_Games

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https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php?topic=522.0
The bible of bacon