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hour 1
- Not to many people on and most are new
- I run around on beach dying and respawning dinos everywhere
- towards the end of the hour meet giant black guy named "Bob"
- Bob says if I Go around on the beach collecting stacks of rocks he will repay me with Armour
hour 2
- collect a lot of stone and random berries
- carrying so much berries and stones, my fat ass cant run
- half way back spitting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ attacks me and knocked out by my left hook
- try to show him whos alpha, I beat his unconscious body into submission
- find out you cant tame ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ by being alpha
- spitting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies by these war hammers I call my fists
- start heading back to Bobs to collect my reward
- Punk Ass Bird squawks at me
- give him the left hook and he doesn't even flinch
- my Hammer bros (Sledge and Jack (My fists)) seem to have no effect on Punk ass bird
hour 3
- knock Bird out
- this time i see i can check the birds inventory
- give bird all my rocks and berries
- start picking up more rocks and get notice that bird is tamed
- named bird "Flap Jack"
- make it to Bobs place
- give Bob 47 stones
- Bob says hes disappointed in my gathering skills
- goes inside his house and closes door behind him.
- see people finally on chat
-start talking ♥♥♥♥ to other players
hour 4
- Bob returns
- tells me i get used damaged leather hat for my work
- pisses me off
- anger building up as Bob disappears into woods
- notice ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ left his door open
- Flap Jack convinces me to riot so we raid Bobs ♥♥♥♥
- leaving with badass red Armour and metal pikes
- feel like Flap Jack and I can take on the world
- kick Tri ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass
- more Tri ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump me from behind and kill me
- notice Flap Jack never had my back
- respawn
- Flap Jack and I Raid Bobs ♥♥♥♥♥ ass again
- tell Flap Jack that im the alpha and to attack what I do
- Bob goes on chat claiming some one robbed him
- His ♥♥♥♥♥ ass better not accuse me
- His ♥♥♥♥♥ ass grows some balls and accuses me for no reason
hour 5
- wait outside a path I often see Bob go through near his house
- show Bob who's alpha by highway manning him with Flapjack
- Bob doesn't see it coming and dies instantly
- Bob has great gear on him
- take stuff even if I have no use for it
- Bob blows up chat with constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- admin tells Bob pvp is OK
- Bob keeps ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
- I laugh my ass off as I keep egging Bob on
- Bob puts hit out on my head
- self Claiming myself as Server alpha get 4 guys to serve me
- tell Bob how this level 5 alpha aint taking his ♥♥♥♥ talking anymore
hour 6
- Bob tries to form his own group
- I finally make some rivals =D
- Self claimed Server Alpha
-now have an army of birds