I was a bit upset with having to shut my internet off every time I wanted to play the game because the servers were so wonky so I decided to create a batch script that launches the game in offline mode for me so I can skip the formalities of the spinning circle of death and just get on with my life.

This script will launch the game barring its connection to the internet forcing it into offline mode, after a short amount of time the script will revert any changes made so you can use the Online NPC's to go PvP or whatever and alert you with a BEEP before closing.

In the even you get disconnected from the servers for any reason just know it's actually the servers fault, although I've run into much less ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disconnections using this route.

You can view specifics at this reddit thread (which has been downvotes to oblivion):

http://www.reddit.com/r/dbxv/comments/2yf30s/tired_of_turning_off_your_internet_just_to_get_in/

The instructions are quite simple;

Download file.

Run file. (Run as admin if you have UAC enabled.)

That's it!

Note: You must have steam running, but that goes without saying doesn't it?

Also for the sake of convenience;

Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-K22b_rKRM_ckxabDd0Ri1fTkU/view?usp=sharing

Source: http://pastebin.ca/2953698

Edit: For now since I don't use firewalls this only supports pc's that aren't running third-party firewall.

Edit 2: If you are running AVG firewall please test this and get back to me; https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-K22b_rKRM_WjRDUVB6c2FBWTA/view?usp=sharing

Edit 3: Confirmed! The above link to AVG version works with users of AVG firewall!