Goat Simulator
Betschn 20 Nov, 2014 @ 1:46pm
Deathler´s Advanced Tank Guide
Tank Goat Guide

Welcome to my Tank Goat Guide for Goat MMO Simulator. Here you will learn everything you need to know about playing a Tank Goat.
First of all the tank is one of the most difficult classes in GMMOS so for beginners it will be hard to cope with this class in the first few months but don´t worry everybody started as a newbie therefore you should keep one thing in mind: Practice, Practice and....Practice! ;)

Also consider that it is the only viable tank class so tanks are very wanted in raids!


Content:
1. General Playstyle
2. Skill-Rotation
3. Tips and Tricks



1. General Playstyle:

Tanks are the most offensive and aggresive melee class in GMMOS what requires a very defensive playstyle. Now you may think " Wow, that sounds pretty simple!" But it isn´t!!!!11
If you think you know how to play tanks then you don´t, if you think you don´t need that guide then you do! So put your ♥♥♥ back on the seat and read this ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥!!!!!11
To survive all the time and don´t get your sweet goat butt blowed up by immortal mobs you should first try to circle your enemies until they get confused and think " ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what the F*ck is he doing there?" This is the perfect moment to go in fight with your second skill (Charge). The high speed you reach with this ability makes the enemies get gippy dummy so it´s hard for them to escape from you. Now you managed 73,48% of the general playstyle! Congrats!!
The other 26,52% consist of spamming your first ability (Butt-Slam). For the most part these are the basics you should know without getting killed in 3 seconds.


2. Skill-Rotation:

As mentioned in General Playstyle you just need your first two skills what leads to a quite easy rotation: Charge, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam, Butt-Slam... and so on until you rekt dam all

Thus it should be also possible for dummies to press these two keys or?


Tips and Tricks:

While looking for more to clear a dungeon it would be wise to avoid magicians in dungeon and raid parties because you have to owe these dumbasses that every single try to clear a dungeon fails through their silly and useless magic tricks! You think it´s funny to see some card tricks huh? Nope! Not if the boss is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the backround while everyone else is excited(and also distracted) by watching this idiot acting like Gandalf.

Keep in mind: NO MAGICIANS IN RAIDS!



I hope this guide helped you alot and i try to update it as often as I can. So that´s all for the moment, drive carefully, say hello to old people and help your neighbours carry home their purchases. See ya, byyye


Last edited by Betschn; 20 Nov, 2014 @ 2:34pm
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dart193 20 Nov, 2014 @ 8:13pm 
When people, which are unsure if the MMO part is real, come to discussions and see topics like this... +1 for the spirit! My friend was totally tricked by me that its an online game now. Especially because goats with our nicks actually spawn here and the chat is totally realistic, although a bit harsh.
Betschn 21 Nov, 2014 @ 9:49am 
Originally posted by dart193:
When people, which are unsure if the MMO part is real, come to discussions and see topics like this... +1 for the spirit! My friend was totally tricked by me that its an online game now. Especially because goats with our nicks actually spawn here and the chat is totally realistic, although a bit harsh.

what do you mean it´s not a MMO... I was raiding with several goats through several dungeons beating the most badass monsters in life. I have a guild ( i´m the only one atm) and i had nice conversations with other people in global chat
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